I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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