Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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