we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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