Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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