I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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