White coat. Heels.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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