Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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