The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
