I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
