Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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