On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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