It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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