Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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