The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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