I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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