Buhtt sex?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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