Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
she told me i tasted like america
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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