So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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