Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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