Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
