His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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