The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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