Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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