Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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