He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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