Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Randomize