i permit you to call me
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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