Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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