There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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