somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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