whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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