you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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