I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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