This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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