just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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