she kept yelling 'call me bella'
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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