this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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