he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I love having hate sex.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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