ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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