think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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