Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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