I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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