She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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