Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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