Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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