She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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