how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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