Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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