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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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