Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
