i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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