We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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