If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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