Sponge bath it is.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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