But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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