Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
third nipple confirmed
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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