if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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