So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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